Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Mean Split

Well, I just logged back in to check out this blog and I suddenly realised that I was coming across as a complete little Miss. Goody Two Shoes. And let me assure you that anyone who even half knows me will stumble all over themselves to assure you of the contrary! So lets analyse what goes through my bitchy mind shall we?

Lets start off with my not-so-old learning-to-drive experience. Up until today, I thought the losers sitting in those cars were all extremely lucky to actually reach wherever they wanted with the luxury of an AC and not to mention speed! So, as a true walker-on-the-road, I never stuck to pavements. Please, you would think the least those drivers could do was to slow down a bit when they see 'me' walking! And I was happy with my rationale, for a long long time.

And then i learnt to drive! Now suddenly my rose-tinted glasses are off and i hate those jay-walkers (read as 'myself a few months ago'). I feel like 'Gee Nive, you really need to dash one of those over-confident strutters; just teach them a small little lesson! Don't they realise that i actually have to go down a gear or two just to facilitate their meandering! Talk about walking like you own the world. Why can't they stick to those elevated curbs where they belong!!'

Whoa!! Now all i can think of and pray for is that i don't run into a Driver-me when I'm walker-me!!!

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